Fat chance

“Skinny bitch!”, said Mrs Masher with more than a little bit of spite in her voice. “She’s the same bloody age as me! How does she manage to stay so trim?”, she asked, dipping her hand in to the bag to grab another mouthful of crisps.

I looked away from the telly. “I’ve no idea. Maybe she eats sensibly and exercises?” I proffered.

“Hmmm…”, said Mrs M, picking up her phone. “I’m going to order her workout video. I wanna look like that when we go on holiday.”

24 hours later, Davina McCall’s latest Keep Fit DVD fell onto our doormat, courtesy of Amazon Prime. “Burn Fat In 30 Days” it promised.

For the past week, it has sat on top of the microwave, a trim Davina – her abs on show –  smiling out through the cellophane wrapping.

I just know that at some point we are going to sit down on the sofa, with a nice big box of chocolates and watch it.

 

7 Comments

  1. Hahaha! I like Mrs. Masher!

  2. No F_T no comment.

  3. Um, that was a woman – with a weird stomach area – and your wife wanted to look like that, like a man?!?! Odd.

  4. I’m beach body ready 365 days of the year. It’s just that the beach isn’t ready for me. And also if I had a body like Davina I could probably make a fortune on the Internet. You tell Mrs Masher to stick to her regime. Be the best at what you do, and all that

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