Jones of the valleys June 8, 2020 / admin / 13 Comments Short conversation from yesterday: Mrs M: (looking at her phone) “Blimey, Tom Jones is 80 years old today” Me: “So? It’s not unusual…” Mrs M: …………………………………………….. Nothing. Silence. I wonder why I bother, sometimes. Family Previous post Still annoyed Next post Idiots everywhere 13 Comments Alan June 8, 2020 at 11:02 am Just like my uver alf. Reply Masher June 8, 2020 at 2:05 pm What, she’s an eighty year-old Welshman? Reply Brennig June 8, 2020 at 3:16 pm I have a Tom Jones anecdote from a friend who was stage manager at a venue which he toured at. I can’t repeat it. Much bad wordage. But he’s apparently very charming, when he stops cussing Reply Masher June 8, 2020 at 3:39 pm Apparently. Is it Jones The Voice or Jones The Potty-mouth? Reply brennig June 16, 2020 at 11:17 am I think he’s Jones the Voice. We’re all Jones the Potty Mouth Reply Alan June 9, 2020 at 12:21 pm You could always redact the bad words but would not be much use looking at a totally black page.😎 Reply Masher June 8, 2020 at 3:46 pm +++ ADDITIONAL +++ From earlier today: Mrs M: (looking out at the back garden, in which she has been most industrious these recent weeks) “I can’t reach it, so could you have a go at trimming the climatus?” Me: “Well, I’ll give it a go, but being a man, I doubt if I’ll be able to find it.” Mrs M: ………………………………………………………………..Nothing. Reply Toffeeapple June 8, 2020 at 11:31 pm When I knew Tom Jones, he was Tommy Woodward. Not many of us were impressed with him. Reply Toffeeapple June 8, 2020 at 11:32 pm Sorry – missed a bit – may I safely assume that the plant was Clematis??? Reply Masher June 9, 2020 at 7:38 am Indeed you may, TA, but gardening interests me so little, I couldn’t even be bothered to look up the correct spelling. Reply Alan June 9, 2020 at 7:29 am Stop. It bloody hurts when I laugh at this time in the morning. Reply Jules June 11, 2020 at 9:35 am That just made me spit my tea out laughing. Reply Masher June 11, 2020 at 9:43 am I knew it: you’re the one I should have married! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.