But that’s not what the title of this post refers to.
Oh no: Agent 86 and his frolics with KAOS will have to wait for another day.
No, yesterday we had our aging gas and electricity meters replaced with brand new, sexy smart meters.
This is brilliant! I can now stand in my kitchen and literally watch my bill going up!
Of course, the idea is that you should “Keep Gaz and Leccy under control”.
But, if you’re cold, you turn the heating up. If you’re hungry, you put the grill on for some cheesy toast. If you’re thirsty, you put the kettle on for a nice cuppa.
It’s already under control.
I suppose one could always cut back to save a few pence: maybe only half-boil the kettle? Lukewarm tea, anyone?
As well as with gas and electricity though, smart meters are now being installed in the water sector. And some people are up in arms about it.
Many people see it as an attempt to increase their bills. Trust me, it’s really not.
Yes, some people will see an increase, whilst others will see a decrease. This is because you are only paying for the water that you actually use… which has to be a fairer system, surely?
Why should a little old lady living on her own, pay the same as the family of five next door, who are running a car wash service in their back garden?
Not preaching… just sayin’
Being smart: it’s the future.