That’s right, isn’t it?
Whilst – I’m sure – they had a lot of fun putting these videos together, they all have a serious and sobering message.
They’ve made the effort, so the least I can do is be a good sport and PASS IT ON
Or “spectacles” if you prefer.
I used to have really good eyesight and then… I hit 40.
Suddenly, I found I needed glasses for reading.
But as my eyes worsened, I then needed stronger ones for reading and close-up work and weaker ones for mid-range. My far-sightedness was fine, but even that weakened after a while. I found I was carrying around several pairs of glasses with me.
And, it reached a point where I was balancing two pairs of glasses on my nose, whenever I needed to read really fine print or do very close-up work.
And so I made a decision to change and last year (might have been the one before), I opted (no pun intended) for Varifocals.
And what a boon they have been.
I should have done it sooner.
We last painted the front of the house, about ten years ago and it has been looking rather shabby of late.
Mrs M also wanted to change the colour: grey is the new magnolia.
First coat was done this morning and a second coat tomorrow. We have to get it done by midday, because that’s when the sun works it’s way round to the front and the temperature becomes unbearable to work in. And my aluminium ladders become unbearably hot to stand on, I discovered today.
I’ve really got a lot on, tomorrow, so I’ll probably have to start about 7am.
Michelangelo had it so much easier!
But at home – as I am today – I’m quite keen on tea and toast.
And – as everyone knows – the best jam to have on toast, is apricot.
You are all probably also aware that the best apricot jam in the world, is made by my sister-in-law.
Unfortunately, she has run out, but this pot of French apricot conserve, is actually a pretty good substitute.
Well, one of a set of three.
Like most home phones, it’s of the cordless DECT variety.
And it’s knackered.
We seem to go through phones like they are going out of fashion. I reckon I have to replace them every couple of years or so.
We’ve had all the makes, but none of them seem to last.
“Panasonic is a good make”, “I thought. These should last OK”.
But no. The ringer is gone and we can hardly tell when it’s ringing sometimes.
I wouldn’t mind so much, but we rarely use them.
Maybe I’ll go back to the old corded versions. With a wire.
They never went wrong.
I never have it on.
Instead, it is programmed to record various comedy programmes, from Radio 4 and Radio 4 Extra, onto an SD memory card.
Then, once a month, I download them onto my computer, convert from MP2 to MP3 and then put them onto a CD-RW to listen to in the car.
It’s a bloody Godsend!
The good thing about it, is that it has two alarms: one for me and one for the current Mrs Masher.
The first alarm is mine and goes off at 5am, with a very annoying Beep Beep, Beep Beep… If I’m not awake before it goes off – which I usually am – then I tend to wake as soon as that first Beep Beep, goes off. No snoozing: straight up and out of bed.
Because I’m annoying like that.
The second alarm is for Mrs M. It’s the local radio station and it’s pretty loud. She will sleep through the first five minutes of it and then doze for another five before finally dragging herself out of bed.
Unbelievably though, I’ve known her to sleep right through it before now.
They really were made for walking.
And I walk in them everyday, when I take the dog out.
They’re a bit heavy, but so VERY comfortable – now that I’ve broken them in.
But, I’m not the only one who loves my boots (or beewwts as they are known elsewhere).
Saber adores them because, when she sees me pick them up, she knows it’s THAT time.
I hate gardening in general, so will only do the bare minimum to keep it looking tidy.
However, that bare minimum suddenly became a lot easier, last year, when I decided to get a petrol driven lawnmower. Not having to drag extension leads around the garden and not having to worry about accidentally running over the cord and cutting it (which I have done several times, in the past), makes the chore of mowing the lawn, that bit more agreeable.
In fact, so impressed was I with this (should have got one years ago), that I also went out and bought a cordless strimmer and a cordless hedge trimmer, both of which have proved to be a boon.
Now, if I can just find a cordless, dog-proof, garden broom…